Quit Stoning Our Romance

She looks a lot like Bela Lugosi, she comes from the wrong side of town Now you’re giving me the headaches and nosebleeds  The way you’re always putting her down 

Quit stoning our romance, you ought to give her a chance 

I can’t believe your behaviour at dinner, you know I’ll love her for the rest of my life  But you tell me she’s a whore or a sinner  Just because she eats her peas with her knife 

Quit stoning our romance, you ought to give her a chance 

No, she’s not good looking and she’s not good at cooking and she doesn’t quite know how to dance 

You ought to give her a chance  Stop stoning our romance 

You know we talk about nothing for hours, at a party we are out on our own,  don’t bring my baby candy or flowers,  we lovey-dovey never talk on the phone 

Quit Stoning Our Romance,   Stop Stoning Our Romance 

Don’t waste our money on a government licence, ‘cos we got no TV We never fall for any false enticement, in our unlimited company 

Quit stoning our romance  Stop stoning our romance 

Lyrics by Vince O’Donnell; Music by John Harris 

Del Bartle – Lead Guitar  John Harris – Vocals, Bass, Rhythm Guitar, Drum Programme Matt Hall – backing vocals 

Produced by John Harris Engineered by Matt Hall at Crystapolitan Sound 

Originally featured on The First Hour of Crystapolitan Sound, rumoured to soon be available on vinyl one day.